The only game in town isn’t even in town.
“The closest thing we have to baseball is a meeting in Tampa,” says Jon from Highbridge.
It’s better than nothing.
“I’ve been looking forward to this for a week,” he admits. “Getting ready for next year is all we have around here.”
Everyone is hungry for news.
“They should do radio play-by-play,” Jon laughs. “Something like: ‘Before offering his opinion, Brian Cashman takes a bite of his glazed donut and washes it down with a swig of coffee…’
“We need something to fill the time,” he continues. “How many days until pitchers and catchers report?”
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I guess the radio play-by-play would be something like when George Costanza brought a calzone to a Yankee meeting on “Seinfeld” and George Steinbrenner took a liking to it.
Steinbrenner: Eggplant, that’s a hell of a thing. Hmmm, everybody out, I’ve got eggplant on my mind! Costanza, go get me an eggplant calzone!
That is the best episode by far.
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